Christmas Jokes

More Short Christmas Jokes

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
'Horn'-aments!

How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a 're-tail' shop for a new one!

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a 'rain'-deer!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
'Rude'-olph!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can't hear you!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will 'sleigh' you!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-'deer'!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
'Elk'-a-seltzer!

How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the 'deer'-bell!

What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was 'elf'-taught!

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!